Dream Within a Dream

Too lazy to even bother with a header. Just know it's inspired by recent Konomi madness.

( How I wish the manga would progress, but we obviously know Konomi's too much of a troll to be nice about it. )

I have no excuse for this thing's existence. >.>;

Title: Epilogue to a Beginning

Fandom: PoT (damn you Ko...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

Pairing: Implied ShishiTori, but mostly Tezuka/headache

Rating: G, so, so G

Summary: There's only one coach who could ever think dumping 250 balls on his team is a good idea.

Disclaimer: If I owned this, you'd be seeing a lot more Tezuka winning.

( Because Tenipuri is still not out of my system for some reason and I can't actually write a coherent response to the first chapter of Shin Tennis no Oujisama, so whatever, you get this crap! )

I bring fanfic. Seigaku and Hyoutei wishes you a Happy New Year too.

( Hey, at least the New Year's off to a better start, right? )

Hope you're all having a slightly better New Year's day than Tezuka. >∇<

Title: I Will Give You the World

Fandom: TAT

Rating: so worksafe it hurts

Summary: Atobe has an unfortunate tendency to be literal in his interpretations.

Disclaimer: Not mine, etc. sleepy.

Notes: Happy birthday to two slightly deranged fictional boys, who really are the sane ones in my world.

( Tezuka stared. )

Title: Punch Drunk Love (like the movie)

Author: Moi

Fandom: Tenipuri (shut up)

Pairing: TAT

Summary: Like the movie. But not.

Disclaimer: 'Zuka and 'Be belong to Konomi. The story belongs to Mr. Anderson and Mr. Phillips. I make no money and just wanted to play in their corner of the sandbox.

Notes: An exercise in 30 minutes.

( Pudding. Lots and lots of pudding. )

So, Cashew's week is mostly like this:

( Typical Cashew Week )

Rinse and repeat.


Anyway. Recently I've realized that I haven't had Oki on my song list. This is clearly a horrible sin, so I must write fic to rectify my lack of Oki worship. *cough* And yes, of course you can guess what I write about.

Title: Looking Glass (also known as passive aggressive Tezuka is not a myth)

Fandom: Tenipuri

Pairing: TAT

Rating: NC-17, so much porn it's like...Pr0nz R Us is in town

Author: Me

Summary: It's not every day Atobe gets to be the sane one.

Disclaimer: Not mine and all that. And genius 353 never happened.

Notes: I've kind of realized that I can type words on a computer and it will come out to be TAT porn. This is slightly disconcerting as it is very likely I've accidentally typed TAT porn into reports that I don't pay attention to. No wonder my writing profs all hated me. ^^;;

( In honor of Prince of Yakiniku )

Title: 冰雨 (yes, it's in Chinese, deal with it)

Fandom: P....blah, you get the idea

Pairing: Tezukax??? (Not telling, but you should be able to guess)

Rating: G

Warnings: Character death, more metaphors than you can shake a stick at

Disclaimer: Konomi's, etc. not that he appreciates them

Summary: None

Notes: This is possibly one of the most vague things I've ever written, but I do have a very concrete pairing in mind when I was writing it (not that it's hard to guess who I'm thinking of). I'm not going to say out right who Tezuka is paired with, but I thought it was pretty obvious, if you get what the hell I'm alluding to in here. And no, I'm not going to tell you who died, even if I think it's pretty obvious, too. And yes, I probably was on crack when I decided this was a good idea.

( ... )

Title: A Resolution Seldom Framed

Author: Me

Fandom: TAT

Status: WIP

Rating: G

Summary: The road to happiness is not without thorns. Or thorny roses.

Notes: Honestly, I've had about 90% of this chapter written but couldn't find a good place to stop. So yeah, finally figured out how to lead into the next chapter, so here it be! The project that no one is paying any attention to anymore.

Previous Chapters: Part 1, Part 2

( So, you two aren't? )

And now for something totally random:

( Caramelldansen!Tezuka, and you thought I couldn't sink any lower. )

Title: Valentine's 14

Fandom: Maaaaaaany

Summary: Drabbles for 14 pairings. Each drabble is exactly 100 words. *ded*

( Three...two...one! )

You know, I was just checking through my archives, and I've notice my writing has been...er, chronologically consistent if not in quality. I usually write something in about a month's time. The problem is I have a gajillion WIPs staring at me going "write me, write me" and I start a new one so I can pretend I don't see it. In short, I SUCK. Knthnxbai.

Title: Their love is so purple a.k.a. the ultimate answer to why Atobe never tops a.k.a. the disaster never was a.k.a. just because you love someone doesn't mean the sex is good a.k.a. an Atobe that only Tezuka could love

Fandom: TAT, more AT than TA, but TAT nonetheless

Pairing: Atobe/Tezuka (yes, you read that right!)

Rating: R (screw you, MRAA)

Warnings: Seme!Atobe, Uke!Tezuka, barebacking, bad!sex

Summary: There is a very good reason why I don't write uke!Tezuka. Very good reason.

Notes: Mostly as a challenge to myself to see if I can write smut with Tezuka on the bottom. Unfortunately, Tezuka on the bottom does not make for good smut. Of course, I as also in the mood for bad!sex, because not every time should be an earth shattering, heaven moving, religious experience. So, I pre-apologize for lack of hotness.

( Tezuka is confused, Atobe is defeated by bottle caps, and all is as it should be. )

Title: N/a

Author: Me

Fandom: TAT (shut up)

Pairing: TAT

Summary: It’s just one of those things that happened when one wasn’t looking and then the world falls apart.

Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.

Notes: I got pissed at the TAT fandom and decided to fix it myself. What? I can be egotistical.

( Ego bigger than the size of Texas. )

Title: A Day In the Life Of Atobe

Fandom: TAT - it's a fandom, shut up

Rating: PG for innuendo

Pairing: TAT, Taki/Momo (it will work!), ShishiTori+OshiGaku implied (or not so implied...)

Summary: You never expected Atobe to be a reliable narrator did you?

Disclaimer: Blah blah Konomi, okay, look, if Konomi can plagiarize from the anime, then fangirls should be allowed to mess around with his characters. Format inspired by Cassandra Claire's The Very Secrete Diaries and Zarah's The Diary of Lex Luthor.

Notes: I have no idea what to tag this. Whatever. Also, I would say feedback except...I'm so bleh right now. This is why I shouldn't attempt porn when half awake and busy with data. Bad, bad Cashew. No cookie.

( You've seen it once, you've seen 'em all. )

Title: 20 Fucks to Romance

Author: Me! (oh god, I should not be so proud)

Fandom: TAT

Rating: NC-17 liek woah

Summary: Atobe's guide to courtship: Fuck until you fall in love.

Notes: Ahahahahah, this is so much PWP and I spent so much time on this it's kind of scary. It's also my super secret 20Loves project that kind of went awry. So, there you have it. So much PWP it hurts.

Word count: 4,700 fucking words baby

( I will deny the existence of this until my dying breath dammit! )

Title: Burnt

Fandom: PoT

Author: Me

Pairing: TAT

Rating: G

Series: PsyDai

Dislcaimer: PoT is not mine, as there would be more buttsecks if it were.

Notes: No comments out of you. None. And yes, I am so over this fandom, dammit.

( If you thought Atobe couldn't be any more of a drama queen... )

P.S. Happy B-Day 'Be. You'll get your present on Zuka's b-day.

Title: Rabbit-Ear Mask a.k.a. I Torture Tezuka Because His Seiyuu Is Crack, What?

Author: Me

Fandom: PoT

Rating: G

Summary: Tezuka is Rabbit-Ear Mask

Notes: For those who don't know the Usamimi Kamen reference, here's the source. For those who don't know the E.M.U reference, here's the reference.

Disclaimer: No part of Onegai My Melody, Tenipuri, and E.M.U are belong to me.

( Ore wa, ore wa, ore wa Usamimi Kamen! )

Title: Untitled

Author: Me

Rating: NC-17

Fandom: TAT - because I say so and is this actually hard to guess? No.

Summary: More Incubus!Atobe. Vague attempt at plot regarding carpets but mostly Atobe trying to talk Tezuka into sex. Not that Tezuka needs convincing.

Notes: Okay, so I wanted to write RPG!Tezuka&Atobe except I get stuck around paragraph two where Atobe screams "Damn it, Yanagi! We're in a game you designed now get ore-sama out of here!!!" and lots of spazzing by Kamio. And Tezuka having zero attack power because he can't play RPGs to save his life, and in this case, literally. So I wrote porn instead.

Note2: Edit tags for easier browsing and clearer categorization.

( The internet is for porn! )

Um...Genius 342 is sheer unadulterated crack.

( Genius 342 - Chinese )

Translations (for those non-Chinese reading people) can be found at minkyleigh's journal.

And to celebrate and honor this crack, a quickie unedited spur of the moment fic.

( This is me blatantly ignoring the seating Konomi decided on because he may own the characters, but we all know Atobe and Tezuka are totally doing it. )

PWP, pr0n, like fer serious. Because I read bad porn and was suddenly struck with "Hm, Zuka and 'Be are so totally snarky and bitchy at each other during sex, you just know they'll be working against each other even when they should be working together because they like to mess with each other and dude, they're Tezuka and Atobe and do they really need a reason to fuck with each other?"

The answer to that would be no, no they don't.

( PR0N )

I apologize for my existence. *crawls under covers*

Title: A Resolution Seldom Framed

Author: Me

Fandom: TAT

Status: WIP

Rating: G

Summary: The road to happiness is not without thorns. Or thorny roses.

Notes: How many people reading this? Raise of hands please. *cricket chirp*

( Because Atobe is Atobe... )

( And something totally unrelated: )

Title: A Resolution Seldom Framed

Fandom: TAT (Shut. Up.)

Rating: G

Status: WIP

Summary: The road to happiness is not without thorns. Or thorny roses.

Author's Notes: I know, I know, "yet another story she won't ever finish" you ask? Well...what can I say? I was randomly inspired. Also, because I feel extra spiteful after wankery and am driven by the need to put that spite to use.

( A Resolution Seldom Framed, Chapter 1 )