Dream Within a Dream

So, I wake up this morning feel like someone set me on fire and then put me into an industrial freezer. Crawling to the kitchen, I got a glass of water and downed two Tylenol pills. When I felt less like I'm about to go up in flames, I checked my temperature.

38.5C (101.3F).

Obviously, this is bad, and I called up the university health services to ask for a doctor. The doctor? Tells me to take more goddamn Tylenol.

That's how things were fucked up in the first place, asshole!

*crawls back into bed*

Anyway, fuck Western medicine. Gonna take some good ol' Traditional Chinese Medicine that Mom shipped over and I'll probably be fine in no time. Fuck it.

*goes to boil water*

Fever has reached 39.5 C (103.1 F) and the doctor?

More Tylenol.

Fuck you.